i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
She announced her abortion via fbk
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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