You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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