covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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