YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Houston, we have a squirter
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I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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