Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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