Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
