i just google imaged poop.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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