question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
There are leaves in my underwear?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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