and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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