a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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