I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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