Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
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Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
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You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.