I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I wish i was in the wii world.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions