he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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