In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
operation harelip BJ is a go
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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