"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
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...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
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I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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