i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I just gift wrapped bread.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
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Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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