Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
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I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
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Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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