I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
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Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
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is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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