It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
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Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
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She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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