oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
well most of my day revolves around power hour
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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