C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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