found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
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Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
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Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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