What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
He better not be in your backpack
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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