ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
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He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
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My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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