The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
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