I wish i was in the wii world.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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