Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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