think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
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I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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