so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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