whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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