Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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