I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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