your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
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I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
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I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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