her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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