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There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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