Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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