So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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