The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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