thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
