One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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