I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
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How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
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i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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