Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
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Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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