please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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