So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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