i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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