I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
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You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
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Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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