My first STD was from a foam party
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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