That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Princesses don't give blow jobs
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
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