New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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