She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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