think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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