Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
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her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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