I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Did I show you my penis last night?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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